On Being a (Sinful) Human
As Ted Lasso comes to the end of a magnificent three-season run, I thought it would be good to remember four of his (its) best lines. "You know what the happiest animal on earth is? It's a goldfish. Y'know why? It’s got a 10-second memory. Be a goldfish." "You beating yourself up is like Woody Allen playing the clarinet. I don't wanna hear it." "You two knuckleheads have split our locker room in half. And when it comes to locker rooms, I like 'em just like my mother's bathing suits. I only wanna see 'em in one piece, you hear?" "Our goal is to go out like Willie Nelson, on a high." All of that, to get to this. In episode 9 of season 3, there was a great dialogue between Rebecca (the owner) and the irascible and ill-tempered Roy Kent (former player, now one of the coaches). Rebecca was